Soap Hodler

Let’s set the stage. The LemonChiffon boxes are soaps. Or pats of butter. Same thing. Lubing is the important part.

Your name is Ben Dover. Don’t like where this is headed? Let’s settle at Fred. You are Fred Pitt.

No jokes about the Yangzte. We are all different adults here. It has no directional value yet.

///Butter Upside
if (i>0 && RSI2[i+2]<93 && RSI2[i+1]>93 && RSI2[i]>93 && RSI2[i-1]<=RSI2[i]+3){
      ObjectCreate("Zomato"+i, OBJ_RECTANGLE, indicator_window,  Time[i+2], RSI2[i+1]+10, Time[i], RSI2[i+1]-10);
            ObjectSetInteger(0,"Zomato"+i,OBJPROP_COLOR,clrLemonChiffon);
            ObjectSet("Zomato"+i,OBJPROP_BACK,1);
            ObjectSet("Zomato"+i,OBJPROP_WIDTH,5);
            sup[i]=true;
}

///Butter Downside
if (i>0 && RSI2[i+2]>9 && RSI2[i+1]<7 && RSI2[i]<7 && RSI2[i-1]>=RSI2[i]-5){
      ObjectCreate("Zomato"+i, OBJ_RECTANGLE, indicator_window,  Time[i+2], RSI2[i+1]+10, Time[i], RSI2[i+1]-10);
            ObjectSetInteger(0,"Zomato"+i,OBJPROP_COLOR,clrLemonChiffon);
            ObjectSet("Zomato"+i,OBJPROP_BACK,1);
            ObjectSet("Zomato"+i,OBJPROP_WIDTH,5);
            sdn[i]=true;
}

Now, let’s introduce the idea that after a soap bar in the air or on the floor the same are would be re-approached within the limits of pondering, then we would take that as a sign of wanting further intimate engagement.

Good. Now we have the opportunity to call sells and buys based on the directional logic.

When you get a pat of soap on the same ~~sex~~ side, that is a cancel all wrong minded efforts, i.e.: cover the short ones with a towel.

////Cover Shorts in full & in half
if (dir[i]>0 && sdn[i+1] && iLow(symbol,0,iLowest(symbol,0,MODE_LOW,2,i))==iLow(symbol,0,iLowest(symbol,0,MODE_LOW,12,i+2)) ){
         ObjectCreate("ZomatoObotx"+DoubleToStr(i), OBJ_TEXT, 0, Time[i], iLow(symbol,0,iLowest(symbol,0,MODE_LOW,2,i))-30*Point); 
        ObjectSetText("ZomatoObotx"+DoubleToStr(i), "Cover Short", 14, "Impact",  Navy);
}
else if (dir[i]>0  && i>0 && Low[i-1]>Low[i] && sdn[i+1]){
         ObjectCreate("ZomatoObotx"+DoubleToStr(i), OBJ_TEXT, 0, Time[i], iLow(symbol,0,iLowest(symbol,0,MODE_LOW,2,i))-30*Point); 
        ObjectSetText("ZomatoObotx"+DoubleToStr(i), "Cover 1/2 Short", 14, "Impact",  Navy);
}

Now, let’s introduce the idea of safe to go long:

///Go Long In Green
if (i>0 && dir[i]>0 && !sdn[i] && RSI2[i]<RSI2[i+1] && RSI2[i]<RSI2[i-1] && RSI2[i]<52 && iLow(symbol,0,iLowest(symbol,0,MODE_LOW,2,i-1))<iLow(symbol,0,iLowest(symbol,0,MODE_LOW,12,i+1))){
      ObjectCreate("ZomatoMangusta"+i, OBJ_TEXT, 0, Time[i], iLow(symbol,0,iLowest(symbol,0,MODE_LOW,2,i))-30*Point); 
    ObjectSetText("ZomatoMangusta"+i, CharToStr(241), 32, "Wingdings", Green);  
     ObjectSet("ZomatoMangusta"+i,OBJPROP_BACK,1);
}

Et voila, you’ve got yourself a Soap Hodler Trading System & this is how you can avoid Bill Pershing making 2.6 billion dollars on a single trade then taking your marrying your girlfriend.

No, I don’t have any comments on Janet Yellen taking in $7 mil in fees in 2 weeks for giving speeches to major banks about how representing their best interest is not obvious corruption.