I decided today to change my maiden name (was given to me by my co-worker) from

The Proper Dark Horse

to

Reactive Volume Plays

…

1 lot put on for a fluctuation-size spin -> $320 less commission ($6)

Is this all? That’d be $49.90 Refer to: Reactive Volume Plays

..and next time try to remember who you are talking to: I was a night kitchen porter at the Pullman Hotel on St. Pancras.

Aced that homework, by the way.